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Great Scott! So, findin a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m sittin at my fave coffee joint, slingin lattes, thinkin bout this. Reminds me of *Moolaadé*—y’know, that flick I love? “Purity is a sham,” they say in it, and damn, that hits hard. Streets got their own rules, like some secret code. You don’t just stumble on em—nah, it’s a hunt! Back in ‘89, heard this tale—dude found one by a payphone, total accident. She was all “business or bust,” and he bolted, scared shitless. Hilarious now, but freaky then!

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First customer walks in. It’s this old dude, right? He’s got a beard like Gandalf and a twinkle in his eye. Orders a flat white, but then he starts ramblin’ about the weather. “Did ya see the rain on Grant Street?” he says. I’m like, “Mate, it’s Scotland. It rains every other minute!” But I smile, ‘cause he’s sweet.

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