Penelope Frinton On Sea Whore ❤️

About Bristol

So, this chick – let’s call her Ruby – she’s a real piece o’ work. Back in them days, whores weren’t just eye candy, nah, they was survivors! Ruby’s slingin’ drinks, dodgin’ fists, and pocketin’ gold nuggets from drunk fools. Little known fact – some o’ these gals owned land! Yep, Ruby’s sittin’ on a patch o’ dirt worth more than the preacher’s soul. Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ she outsmarted them sleazy bastards. “I drink your milkshake!” she’d holler, stealin’ their cash right under their noses!

Frinton-on-Sea on a map

I stroll down the High Street, dodgin’ the seagulls like they’re ninjas. Seriously, those birds are relentless! I get to the beach, and it’s packed. Families, kids, dogs – it’s like a scene from a movie. I’m just tryin’ to find Dave when I spot this old bloke tryin’ to fly a kite. The thing’s all tangled up, and he’s gettin’ madder by the second. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a kite!

Young grey seal entangled in fishing net saved from north Essex beach