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What gets me happy? When you find one who’s chill, not all strung out, maybe even cracks a joke. Rare as a unicorn, tho. Surprised me once – this gal told me she’s savin’ for art school. Art school! I’m like, “Honey, you’re Picasso with them moves!” Made my night, swear to God. But then, ugh, the angry kicks in – half these jerks try rippin’ you off, actin’ like you’re dumb. Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, I got eyes, moron!”

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Then, I hit up the local park, the one by the pond. It’s usually peaceful, but today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids screaming, and I’m like, “What’s with the chaos?” Turns out, they’re feeding ducks. But these ducks? They’re like the mafia of the pond. They’re quacking like they own the place, and I’m just trying to enjoy my day.

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