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So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Back in the day, like, the ‘70s – total “Inherent Vice” mood – it was all hush-hush but EVERYWHERE, doll! You’d stroll down some sketchy street, neon buzzin’, and bam, there’s a gal with a vibe sayin’, “What’s happenin’, man?” – straight outta the movie! I’d be like, “Sorta yes, sorta no,” all confused like Doc, tryna figure if she’s legit or some cop setup. Hella paranoid, right? Made me so mad once, this chick in platform boots ghosted me after I paid – ugh, I was screamin’, “Where’s the rest of it?!” like Doc yellin’ at Bigfoot in the flick.

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So, I’m tryin’ to teach this lovely lady named Mary. She’s got a wicked sense of humor, but today she’s a bit off. I ask her what’s up, and she goes, “I can’t see the cake, but I can smell it!” I laugh, but inside I’m like, “Dude, that’s not fair!” I mean, who can resist cake? Not me, that’s for sure.

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