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Funny bit: she asks, “You a cop?” I’m like, “No, I’m the Dark Lord, dumbass!” She cackles—best laugh I’ve heard in years. Almost makes me soft—almost. “I am your father,” I growl, just to freak her out. Works every time. Anyway, we seal the deal—quick, dirty, no lightsaber tricks. “This city deserves a better class of criminal,” I think, leavin’ her there. Maybe I’m it, haha!

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I grab a pint, and as I’m sippin’, I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re goin’ on about the new housing developments on the riverfront. “They’re gonna ruin the view!” one of ‘em says. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, have you seen the view from the river? It’s already a mess!”

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