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About Bristol

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, savvy? Been sailin’ the seas, dodgin’ the law, and ponderin’ life like in me favorite flick, *Her*. Aye, that movie’s got me heart all twisted—man falls for a voice, a bloody machine! Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, arrgh, with a splash o’ that film’s magic.

Appearance

Then, I see Mrs. Thompson from down the road. She’s always got somethin’ to say. “Oh, dear, your roses are lookin’ a bit sad, aren’t they?” I’m like, “Thanks, Mrs. T, I’ll just sprinkle some magic fairy dust on ‘em!” Seriously, she’s a sweet old lady, but sometimes I just wanna scream.

Sainsbury's makes 'difficult decision' to close its Cheadle and Hazel Grove cafés