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Now, me, I’d be rubbish at it—findin’ one, I mean. I’d stumble in, all “err, hello, *salve*, fancy a chat?”—total muppet. But here’s the kicker: it’s a cash drain, innit? You’re splashin’ dosh on somethin’ that’s gone in—what—20 mins? Made me proper angry once, thinkin’ how I could’ve bought a cracking bottle of claret instead! Happy though, cos—ha!—imagine the headlines: “Boris Caught in Brothel Shocker!”—I’d dodge that faster than a greased piglet.

So you want to book a sex worker?

First stop? The café on the corner of Church Walk. You know the one? The one with the best scones in town. I’m not even kidding. I ordered a latte and a scone, and the barista, bless her, totally messed up my order. I mean, how hard is it to get a simple latte right? I was ready to lose it, but then she gave me a free scone. I was like, “Okay, you win this round.”

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