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Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

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Next, I’m chatting with this old bloke, right? He’s from Offerton, just down the road. We’re talking about the good ol’ days, and he’s telling me how he used to hang out at the old cinema on the High Street. I’m like, “Dude, that place is a legend!” He’s all nostalgic, and I’m feeling it too.

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