Penelope Hexham Whore ❤️

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Oh, and one time, I saw her kick a rooster—dat bird was a dick, always crowin’ loud! She just booted it—bam! Funniest shit ever, I nearly crashed my tractor laughin’. She’s got no fear, ya, pure Terminator vibes! So, dat’s my take—whore’s a legend, a fighter, and I’m damn proud to share dis earth wid her! Hasta la vista, haters!

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James Hooker · Retained Firefighter at Northumberland Fire and Rescue Service · owner at Hexham Window Cleaning Services · Studied at Newcastle University · Lives.

When I get there, the barista’s holding my bag like it’s a trophy. I’m so relieved! I thank her a million times. I mean, who knew a day in Hexham could be this wild?

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