Aurora Hexham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hi-ho, she’s no saint—steals yer wallet, laughs in yer face! Sarcasm’s her game—“Oh, you’re *so* holy, huh?” Total riot. Chatty lil’ secret: in some old towns, whores rang bells to signal “open for biz”—wild, right? Picture her clangin’ away, annoyin’ the prudes! I’m ramblin’ now, but Whore—she’s real, raw, a freakin’ tornado. Makes me wanna cheer, “Go, girl, go!” What ya think, pal? She’s a trip, huh?

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Our new studio album 'A Light In A Dark Place' is out now! Limited edition red vinyl LP. Also available on cd & dl on Bandcamp.

Man, what a day! I swear, if I had a quid for every wild thing that happened in Hexham today, I’d be rich! So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 7 AM, and I’m already dreading the day. Insurance agent life ain’t glamorous, ya know? But hey, gotta pay the bills, right?

Trent Alexander-Arnold to leave Liverpool after making “hardest decision”