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I dive into this sketchy-ass website—typos everywhere, “avalable now,” haha, idiots. Found this chick, “Candy,” real name prolly Susan or somethin’. Little known fact, dude—back in the ‘90s, prostitutes used pagers! Freakin’ pagers, man, like drug dealers! Anyway, I call her up, voice all shaky. She’s like, “50 bucks, half hour.” I’m thinkin’, “Sweet deal, yo!” Made me happy as hell—cheaper than my accountant pens!

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Then, I spot a kid flyin’ a kite. It’s all tangled up, and he’s gettin’ frustrated. I can relate, man. I’ve had my fair share of tangles on the mountain. So, I go over and help him out. We finally get it flyin’, and he’s grinnin’ ear to ear. That made my day!

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