Valentina Irlam Whore ❤️

About Bristol

She’s got dis vibe, tho – makes ya mad, happy, all at once. Like, one time, I heard dis story – true stuff, doc! – some john left her a freakin’ *castle* in his will. A CASTLE! Who does dat? Made me laugh so hard I choked on my carrot. But den, I got pissed – why’s she gettin’ castles while I’m stuck dodgin’ Elmer Fudd? Ain’t fair, doc, ain’t fair.

Which county is Irlam in?

Cadishead and Irlam Guardian Lion regulars move into luxury hut. Visitors to the White Lion Hotel, Liverpool Road, Irlam, today (Friday), will now find themselves drinking in what must be .

After that, I’m feelin’ pretty good, like a hero or somethin’. But then, I see this bloke, right? He’s on the other side of the pool, and he’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ all shady. I’m like, “What’s this guy up to?” Turns out, he’s just tryin’ to impress some girl. Classic Irlam move. I mean, mate, you’re at a pool, not a nightclub!

Irlam FC complete ‘giant killing’ as they advance to the semi-final