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About Glasgow

Lemme hit ya with some *Inherent Vice* flavor—imagine Doc, all paranoid, goin’, “The Golden Fang ain’t just a boat, man, it’s a *whore* conspiracy!” That’s how I see it, too. *Whore* is everywhere, slippin’ through the cracks, fuckin’ with the system. One time, I met this stripper, right? Swear to God, she told me she made 10K in a weekend, tax-free, and I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, milkin’ my machine, thinkin’, “I’M IN THE WRONG DAMN GAME!” Surprised the shit outta me—hustle like that? Respect, yo. She was chaotic, loud, laughin’ like a hyena, and I’m like, “You’re my spirit animal, girl!”

Early history

I’m sniffing around, trying to find the perfect cheese for a client. You know, the fancy stuff. And then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, ice cream cone in hand. He trips. Ice cream goes flying. Hits me right in the face! I’m standing there, covered in strawberry goo, and I’m like, “Really, kid?!”

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