Abigail Kew Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Sometimes I’m like, “Why you gotta be so extra, Whore?” She’s dramatic, man, floppin’ over my fence, showin’ off. Happy when she blooms, tho – those flowers? Insane! But then ants show up, and I’m all, “Aw, man, not again!” She’s a rollercoaster, dude, up and down. I exagerate, sure, but she feels like a freakin’ monster sometimes – Godzilla of plants!

Letters to Joseph Hooker, Kew Garden Archives

Letters to Sir Joseph Hooker from the Kew Gardens Archives, A part of the John Muir Exhibit, Sierra Club John Muir Education Project.

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into me mate Dave. He’s all excited, talkin’ about some new café on Kew Road. “You gotta try it, mate! They do the best flat whites!” I’m like, “Dave, I’m a charcoal burner, not a bloody barista!” But he’s persistent, so I promise to check it out later.

Richmond to Kew towpath closed following collapse