Isabelle Kew Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, an’ get this – some old whore in Soho, she’d sing opera to punters! *hums off-key, flails arms like conductor* Proper nutter, but brilliant! Makes ya think, “What’s your truth?” like in the film. *nods sagely, then bangs head on invisible wall* Ow, blimey!

Joseph Hooker at Kew Gardens

You're a whore in sheep's clothing. Fucking up all I do. Yeah, and if, oh, here we've stopped. Then never again will you. see this in your life. And onto the glory at my right hand. Here laid .

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, bleary-eyed, and I can hear the birds chirpin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bloody musical. I grab me cuppa, head out to the garden, and boom! There’s a squirrel, right? Just sittin’ there, givin’ me the side-eye like it owns the place. I swear, that little bugger was judging my life choices.

Craig David will bring his TS5 show to Kew Gardens’ summer concert series