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Fun fact—hoar’s old-school, like medieval vibes. Name’s from Old English, “hār,” meanin’ gray—like my cat Meredith’s fur, lol. Bet peasants back then were like, “Yo, check this icy bling!” Oh, and—Easter egg alert—it’s sneaky rare in humid spots, so if you see it, you’re basically royalty. I’d wear it as a crown, tbh—Queen Tay of the Hoar Woods!

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the New Lanark World Heritage Site. It’s all about the cotton mills and stuff. Super interesting, but I was just there for the views. And wow, the views! The falls are stunning. I snapped a few pics for the ‘gram. Gotta keep the followers happy, right? But then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. Like, classic UK weather. I was soaked in seconds. I mean, come on! Can’t a person enjoy a nice view without getting drenched?

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