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Rarrgh! Favorite part? She’s no princess, nah. More like a storm—chaotic, loud, real. “The river flows to the sea,” and she’s flowin wherever, takin what she wants. Heard she conned a priest—holy crap! Stole his robes n ran. Swear, picturin that cracks me up.

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You ain't nothing but a whore. You know what happens to whores, don't you now? Lewis Morton: What? William Lancing: Whores always get fucked, don't they?

Turns out, he’s trying to impress some girl. Classic Dave. So, we’re out there, and he’s struggling to get this thing in the air. I’m laughing so hard, I nearly choke on my scone. Then, outta nowhere, the wind picks up. The kite goes flying, and Dave’s just standing there, mouth agape. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not a bird, it’s a kite!”

'Careless' parking stopped firefighters getting to blaze by playpark quickly