Lily Largs Whore ❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—back in the day, whores wasn’t just street folk. Naw, some was high-class, rollin’ with kings, spillin’ tea nobody else knew! This one chick I heard ‘bout? Swore she bedded a mayor *and* his cousin—same night! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s a double feature!” Got me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my gum—spit it right out the window, mid-lesson! Student was like, “Madea, you okay?” I said, “Chile, I’m fine, just picturin’ her jugglin’ them fools!”

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This delightful home is situated just minutes away from the beach in the popular seaside suburb of Largs Bay. Offering 3 bedrooms and ample internal living.

After all that madness, I decide to grab a pint at The Willow Tree. Best pub in town, hands down. I sit down, and the bartender, Fiona, she’s got this wicked sense of humor. She pours me a pint and says, “You look like you need this!” I’m like, “You have no idea!”

Craft fair featuring 17 local stalls to take place in town this weekend