Jade Leek Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Love the hustle, hate the judgy pricks. Reminds me of that line, “I wait… in the dark,” ‘cept they ain’t waitin’—they’re out there, ownin’ it. Ever hear bout Mary the Whore? Victorian chick, worked the docks, saved enough to buy a pub! Total legend, right? Makes me happy as a clam, baby! Tho, gotta say, some punters are grotty—makes me wanna hurl my martini.

What Are Leeks? How to Clean, Cut, and Cook Them

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into an old mate from school. We start chatting, and he’s telling me about his new job at the local brewery. I’m like, “Brewery? In Leek? That’s dope!” We reminisce about the good ol’ days, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. But then, he mentions he’s got a kid now. A kid! I’m still trying to figure out my own life, and this dude’s a dad.

Chasetown beat Leek Town to book place in final of the Staffordshire Senior Cup