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Yo, what’s good, fam? So, findin’ a prostitute—wild shit, right? I’m out here, Eric Andre style, chaotic as fuck, screamin’ “Laissez les bons temps rouler!” like Amélie’s pops with his gnome. Picture this: me, stumblin’ thru the streets, lookin’ for that paid love vibe—absurdity’s my fuel, yo! I’m thinkin’, why’s this so damn tricky? Like, Amélie’s got her quirky lil missions, helpin’ folks, and I’m over here tryna dodge sketchy pimps and fake-ass ads.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s fuming, right? Turns out, she ordered a whole lamb for a family BBQ on Midhurst Road, and I forgot to save it. Oops. I mean, who knew lambs could be so popular? I’m like, “Sorry, love! I’ll get ya sorted.” But she’s not havin’ it. She’s shoutin’ about how her family will starve. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s not the end of the world!” But I just smile and promise her a discount on the next order.

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