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About Leicester

Right, so I’m knackered, cows been mooin all mornin, teats squirin milk everywhere—pissed me off proper! Then I’m like, sod this, I need a shag, somethin to shake the barn dust off me. Off I trudge, boots still stinkin, to this shady lane—thinkin, “How much?” like that lass in the film whisperin her fears. We’ve all got our price, eh? An I ain’t judgin—blokes been hirin prossies since Roman times, fun fact: they used to mark brothels with dick carvings on walls! True story, google it.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Anyway, I’m on my rounds, keepin’ an eye out. I hit up the Quay, and boom! There’s this massive fishing boat comin’ in. I swear, it looked like it was gonna take out half the pier. I’m shoutin’, “Oi! Watch it!” But the crew’s laughin’ like it’s a bloomin’ comedy show. I’m like, “You lot are gonna give me a heart attack!”

Looe town council issues update on six week road closure