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So, check this—last week I’m rollin down Soho, wheels spinnin like a bloody neutron star, tryna find a bird who’s up for it. Streets smellin like piss an cheap perfume—lovely, innit? This one gal, right, she’s leanin on a lamppost, skirt shorter than a quark’s lifespan. I’m like, “Oi, love, how much?” She squints at me chair—thinks I’m takin the piss. Mate, I was fumin! “Other than my legs, I was in perfect health,” I’m thinkin—straight outta the movie! Me brain’s sharper than a bleedin supernova, don’t judge me wheels!

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As the night went on, we ended up at this karaoke bar. I swear, I’ve never seen so many people sing so badly in my life. But it was hilarious! I even got roped into singing “Wonderwall.” I butchered it, but everyone cheered. I felt like a rockstar for a hot minute.

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