Esme Lowestoft Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Manchester

Oh, and get this—some whores in France, back in the day, they’d knit while waitin’ for johns. Knit! Like, “Yeah, I’ll bang ya, but first, lemme finish this scarf.” That’s badass multitasking—beats me tryin’ to eat and watch TV without spillin’. D’oh! I’d prolly hire ‘em just to knit me socks—imagine Marge’s face seein’ *that*!

A total of 322 violent and sexual offences were recorded in Lowestoft in May

It’s Lowestoft Pride week and it’s another packed week of entertainment here at Marilyn’s. Tuesday: Lucinda La-Whore is back with Bag of Shite Bingo and a huge cash snowball jackpot .

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, typical British weather, right? I ducked into a pub on St. Margaret’s Road. The place was packed, and I ended up chatting with this old bloke. He was telling me stories about Lowestoft back in the day. Apparently, it was a big deal for fishing. I was like, “Wow, I had no idea!” But then he started going on about how the fish were bigger back then. I mean, c’mon, mate, how big can a fish really get?

Air ambulance and two ambulances spotted in Lowestoft due to incident