Layla Marske By The Sea Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a juicy tidbit – ever hear bout the *courtesans* in Venice? These birds, right, 16th century, they weren’t just shaggin – they were poets, singers, *renaissance babes*! Blokes’d queue up, droolin, not just for a tumble but for a bleedin sonnet! Imagine that – “Oi love, gimme a quickie and a stanza!” Cracks me up, it does, but fair play – multitaskin at its finest. Makes me wanna high-five em across time, *bravo puellae*!

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There's this crick called the Marske Beck. It flows like magic, and when I’m unwinding after a long day of massagin' stressed souls, the gentle gurgle of the brook is just divine. Kinda reminds me of some moments in Timbuktu, you know, “There are many ways of seeing the truth,” like that, man.

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