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About Leeds

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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Matty's rusty trial skills are put to the test during a wrongful termination case by a woman claiming she was sexually harassed by her boss.

First off, the weather was all over the place. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring like the heavens opened up. I swear, I saw a couple of ducks waddling down the street like they owned the place. I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool, but then this lady storms in. She’s drenched, hair all frizzy, and she’s like, “Get me to the top floor, NOW!” I’m thinkin’, lady, chill out! It’s just an elevator, not a rocket ship.

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