Ava Matlock Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

Africa, Middle East, and India

After that, I needed a break. So, I head over to the café on Bakewell Road. Best scones in town, I swear! I grab a cuppa and just sit there, watching the world go by. I see kids playing, couples walking hand in hand, and I’m reminded why I love this place. Matlock’s got its quirks, but it’s home.

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