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Alright, pal, lemme tell ya—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, but damn if it ain’t a thrill! Greed is good, right? I’m Gordon Gekko, baby—sharp suits, slick hair, and a nose for the deal. So, picture this: I’m cruisin’ the streets, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*. That gigolo Joe, man—he knew the game, “Once you’ve had a lover-robot, you’ll never want a real one.” Ha! Maybe I’m chasin’ that vibe, but real-world style.

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Finally get to the office on High Street, and guess what? My boss is in a mood. Like, a proper grumpy cat. He’s all like, “Where have you been?” I’m like, “Mate, it’s Mendip! Traffic’s a nightmare!” But he’s not having it. So, I just nod and pretend to care.

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