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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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After what feels like an eternity, we’re finally moving again. I hop off at the next stop, and I’m sprinting to the office. I take a shortcut through the park on the way. It’s a nice little spot, but today it’s full of kids screaming and dogs running wild. I dodge a frisbee and nearly trip over a toddler. “Watch it, mate!” I shout, but the kid just giggles. Kids, man. They’re fearless.

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