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So, we’re hoverin’, watchin’ these humans—dudes all nervous, chicks in heels clickin’ pavement. One time, back in ‘89—little known fact—cops busted this joint in Amsterdam, found a diary of some girl, writin’ bout her cat more than her clients. Hilarious! Made me laugh, like, “Yo, even aliens get pets, but this?” Got me happy for a sec—then pissed. Cuz some jerk yells at her, “Move it, slut!” and I’m like, “Bro, chill, she’s just tryna eat!” Humans, man, so rude sometimes.

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I finally get to the riverbank, right by the Oakengates Leisure Centre. It’s packed with folks. Kids screamin’, dogs runnin’ around, and I’m just tryin’ to find a spot to cast my line. I settle down, and just as I’m about to throw my bait in, this bloke next to me starts blabberin’ on about his “secret fishing technique.” Like, mate, I’ve been fishin’ since I was a kid. I don’t need your “expert advice.”

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