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Oh, and the cops? Sneaky bastards. One time, I’m chattin’ this girl up, she’s all flirty, then—bam—handcuffs. “You’re under arrest, perv.” Me? A perv? Hilarious. Felt like Oskar in the movie, trapped, screamin’, “Let me in!” ‘cept it’s “Let me out!” Exaggeratin’ a bit—dramatic effect, sue me. Point is, watch your ass out there.

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Next up, I get this kid, Jamie, who’s got a wild imagination. He’s tellin’ me about his “secret” treehouse on Park Road. I’m like, “You mean the one everyone knows about?” He’s convinced it’s a fortress. Kids, man. They see the world differently.

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