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Oi, mate, I’m da Jockey, innit! So, check dis, I’m out here tryna find a prostitute, yeah, proper mission. I’m thinkin’, “Man’s lonely, bruv, need some company,” like in *Her*, ya get me? Joaquin’s chattin’ up dat AI, all smooth, “I can’t stop thinking about you,” but me? I’m dodgin’ coppers and shady geezers on da corner. Real talk, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ chips—takes finesse, fam!

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my mate, Jimmy. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s goin’ on about how he saw a seal at the beach. “A seal, mate! Right there on the sand!” I’m like, “Yeah, right, Jimmy.” But he’s dead serious. So, we head down to the beach on the Esplanade. And lo and behold, there’s a seal! Just chillin’ like it owns the place. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my pigs.

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