Anna Plumstead Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About London

Ya start on the corners, right—shady birds everywhere, heels clackin like gunshots. One lass, swear down, looked like she’d shiv ya soon as shag ya. I’m cacklin, “Oi love, you the killer or the cure?” She blanked me—rude cow! Reminds me of Graysmith, sniffin out clues, except I’m after a quickie, not a psycho. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty mares! History’s full of that—little fact for ya, ya ignorant git.

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After that, I headed over to Plumstead Common. It’s one of my fave spots. The green space is just lush, and you can see the whole city from up there. I plopped down on a bench, just taking it all in. But then, I see this group of kids playing football. They’re kicking the ball around, and guess what? One of them kicks it right into a bush.

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