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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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I gotta mention some of my fav spots – like that little, hidden gem known as Carlton Park. I love just sittin' there, chattin' with locals, watchin’ families have a laugh – even though some days it feels like everything’s off. Happenin' on a misty morn, I once bumped into an old friend ridin' his bike, callin’ out "Hey, how ya doin'?" It made me blush with joy… then he sped off like a bat, no wait, was that a bat? Who knows!

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