Chloe Scunthorpe Whore ❤️

About Manchester

It’s old, ancient even—did ya know?

Fictional examples:

When we arrived we watched a man leave a hotel room shortly followed by a prostitute, need I say anymore?? Basically AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL.

Then there's the river, the Torne running by the edge of the town. Sometimes, on a clear day, I sit watchin' the water ripple – it reminds me of how stories flow, sometimes quiet and sometimes wild, answerin’ hyped "Stories we tell" vibe. Sometimes I swear the river hums, like it's whisperin’ secrets right to me – "What’s true is never silent," or somethin’ like dat.

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