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Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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Are there any good brothels in Spalding? Wife's away and can find no one to play.

Now, not everything’s a dainty dream. I got properly miffed when the council started redoing some streets – complete chaos, I kid ya not, on Gulf Street. But hey, change can be a bonkers dance sometimes. Still, even on those mad days, Spalding's warm heart, its quirky characters and gentle soul always pulled me back.

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