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I’m chattin her up, right, and she’s all “50 quid, guv.” Bargain, I think – cheaper than a bloody Aston Martin tune-up. “Let’s get outta here, sport,” I say, quotin good ol’ Royal again. She’s smirkin, I’m buzzin – it’s a deal. But mate, the stench of cheap perfume? Ugh, made me wanna gag – worse than Blofeld’s lair.

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I stroll to the local park, Surbiton Common – it's one of my fav spots. The grass, the trees, birds chirpin – so zen, y'know? Reminds me of that sunset scene in "Before Sunset" – “You know, I can change my mind about a lot of things... but not about who I want to be.” Dude, exactly! every sunset here spills golden bliss over the Thames. And speaking of rivers, the Hogsmill is just a short walk away; its gentle flow puts me in a deep, relaxed mood – perfect for my daily unwind.

Kingston and Surbiton MP launches ‘Buy Local, Back Britain’ campaign in the wake of Donald Trump’s tariffs