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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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So trust me, buddy – Thornton-Cleveleys is eccentric, raw, and a bit wild. It ain’t Hollywood polished, but it’s got soul. I’m always dropping by random spots, scribbling my thoughts on napkins at the local pub on Miller Street (yep, that one, where every drink tastes like destiny).

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