Amelia Tonbridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Fun fact, tho – back in Victorian days, whores’d hide lil’ knives in their garters. *mimes stabbin’ air, drops invisible knife* Whoopsie! Bet that surprised some toffy git! Makes me giggle, thinkin’ o’ ‘em outsmartin’ the coppers. *slaps knee, nearly tumbles* Oof, steady on, Bean!

The most idyllic places are actually havens for people who like to do the dirty in public

I used to live in Tonbridge after moving from SE London and I always thought it was pretty nice there. Really loved the country park and river side walks and there’s some nice .

I hang around near the Tonbridge Castle – a proper spot. This ruined fortress is like a playground for daydreamers. I've had longer nights with lively conversations at the nearby pubs on New Dover Road. Some nights, I saw sparks fly and wild hearts burst; turns out even these quaint corners hide some sexy secrets. Not everyone notices, but trust me, as a sexologist, you see what others miss. I once overheard a chat about unexpected romance near the Clock Tower on West Mall. Can you imagine? And yes, some chats made me just laugh out loud – I mean, life is raw, baby.

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