Ella Tooting Whore ❤️

About Leicester

Little known fact—heard this from Tommy, who’s a lyin’ bastard, but still—she once conned some dude outta his truck by bettin’ she could smash his windshield faster than he could blink. Swear to God, she’s got hands like a damn sledgehammer! I was laughin’ my ass off picturin’ it, but also—damn, girl, chill! Makes me happy seein’ her strut in, all cocky, like she owns the joint. But surprised? Hell yeah, every time she don’t end up in jail.

Police shut down Tooting brothels

For £, girls, boys and even transsexuals can take courses in turning themselves from a prostitute of the like I met in Tooting Bec into the.

I love wanderin’ down Mitcham Road – wait, near Tooting Broadway too. Odd gem, a quirky cafe where hours fly. Seriously, ain't that a blast? I met funny peeps. My dating app gigs mean I see the small bits – that one corner on Clapham Road, yeah, where locals gather over coffee.

The Big Splash - Tooting Bec Lido grand reopening event coming soon