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Now, if you’re lookin’, mate, here’s the deal: stay sharp, be kind, don’t be a prat. It’s a transaction, sure, but it’s human too. Don’t go thinkin’ you’re Christian from *Moulin Rouge*, swoopin’ in to save the day. That’s a fantasy, and you’ll crash hard. I’m ramblin’ now, but it’s ‘cause I’m buzzin’—this world’s raw, real, messy. Makes me wanna shout, “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return!” But maybe keep your wallet close, yeah?

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Oh, man, and the local market – it’s a treasure trove of quirky finds and mad bargains. I love chattin’ with the old-timers at Fisherton Square, who sometimes ramble on with bizarre tall tales. They say, "Life’s a joke, and the punchline is right around the corner!" And, of course, I chuckle like a cartoon hare whenever I think of my favorite line: "What a marvelous mess, eh?"

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