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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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Dave Hooker By: Dave Hooker. Follow. SUL E63 Waltham Cross Done Waltham Cross, Broxbourne District, England. Protomaps © OpenStreetMap.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, bleary-eyed, and I’m like, “Let’s do this!” Grabbed a quick cuppa from the corner shop on High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy sign? Yeah, that one. The guy behind the counter, Dave, he’s always got some cheeky comment. Today, he goes, “You look like you’ve been racin’ all night!” I just laughed. Little did he know...

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