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Anyway, I’m chattin’ with this one lady—red lipstick, smokey voice, calls herself “Candy.” I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Is this chick for real?” She’s quotin’ prices like she’s sellin’ me a used Chevy. “Fifty bucks, Joe, and I’ll rock yer world!” I’m like, c’mon, man, I ain’t that green! Made me mad, tho—folks tryna hustle ya, takin’ advantage. But then she winks, and I’m crackin’ up—girl’s got charm, gotta give her that. “It’s all magic and love, baby,” she says, and I swear, it’s like somethin’ outta *Almost Famous*. I’m half expectin’ her to pull out a guitar and sing “Fever Dog.”

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I swear, man… Some days I get all mad at how perfect the chaos is here. Every corner tells a quirky story. Like, I remember walking past the creaky old community hall on Shambles Street. No, really—Shambles Street! And I thought, “this place is as messed up as my ex’s life!” I chuckled, thinking how wild it is.

In pictures: Smiling students arrive for Westergate Community College prom in June 2008