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About Liverpool

little known fact—prostitute’s a legend round here. old lady down the block swears she’s 15, been dodgin cars since Bush was prez. tough as nails, this one. once caught her draggin a half-eaten burger—hustler queen! i’m like, “girl, you don’t need no pimp!” laughed my ass off picturin her in heels—sarcasm, obvi, she’d claw my face off.

Norwich pub landlord describes how he was woken by screams at time of alleged sex assault

I woke up, groggy as hell, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I grabbed my coffee from the little café on the Market Place. You know, the one with the weirdly friendly barista? Yeah, that one. She always asks about my cat. I mean, I love my cat, but c’mon, I’m not here for a therapy session!

Lorry driver arrested after fatal crash in Brampton