Layla Basildon Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m flippin’ through history, right? Whores been around forever, slingin’ charm and takin’ names. Like, get this—back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, stinkin’ of sweat and secrets. Little known fact: the word “whore” comes from some old-ass Germanic term, “hora,” meanin’ love-for-hire or some crap. Ain’t that poetic? Makes me wanna scream, “R2, you rusty bucket, where’s the romance?!”

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Basildon - a town with a noted history of discouraging buskers- prepares to have another go at sticking the Jackboot into the perceived Musical.

But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy my moment, and they’re ruining it! I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, they’re fighting over who left the milk out. I mean, really? That’s what you’re shouting about? I chuckle to myself.

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