Hazel Basildon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Groovy, baby! So, dig this - I’m a game designer, yeah, and I’m spillin’ the beans on prostitutes, shagadelic style! Picture this: a gritty game world, dark alleys, neon lights buzzin’, and there she is - the prossie, the lady of the night. I’m thinkin’ *Zero Dark Thirty* vibes, right? That tense, raw energy Kathryn Bigelow nails - “I’m the motherfucker who found this place!” - but swap bin Laden for, like, a pimp runnin’ the streets.

IN PICTURES: Inside the Pitsea brothel shut down by police

Noun: Descriptive nickname of the Festival Leisure Park in Basildon, Essex. A hang-out for chavs and skank whores on a Friday and Saturday night.

Next, I decide to hit up the Eastgate Shopping Centre. I’m in the mood for some retail therapy. I walk in, and it’s packed. I’m dodging people left and right. I spot a sale at Primark, and my heart skips a beat. I rush in, and it’s like a scene from a war movie. Clothes everywhere! I grab a couple of tees and a pair of trainers. Score!

Basildon fire: Smoke filled air near A13 with warnings issued to residents