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Favorite flick’s got this vibe, yeah? Slow, dark, real—whore’s life’s like that! “The devil’s in the quiet,” Dominik says. Whore’s quiet ‘til she ain’t! Met one once, swear it—mumbly voice, “Sharon!”—she goes, “Ozzy, you’re mad!” Laughed my arse off! Gave her a tenner, top lass! Little fact, right? Some whores sang hymns—fuckin’ wild! Calmed the punters, kept ‘em sweet. Clever, that!

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First off, I head down to the local café on Scrooby Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I order my usual – a flat white, extra hot. I’m all set to dive into some economic theories, but then BAM! The barista spills my coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, really?!” I mean, come on, it’s not rocket science.

Rainbow coloured tortoise 'may have been stolen' from garden