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Exaggeratin’ now—imagine a whore orchestra! All dolled up, playin’ me violins, dancin’ in the streets! Ha! Skinner’d scream, “WHO COOKED THIS RATATOUILLE?!”—but nah, it’s just me, dreamin’ wild. Sarcasm? Sure—whore’s the oldest job, they say. Older than violins, older than me, older than stupid, fat hobbits muckin’ about. Still here, though—tough as nails.

Where is Bircotes?

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So, I’m standing there, looking like a right numpty, when the stall owner, this lovely lady, just gives me a bag of apples. “Take ‘em, love,” she says. I’m like, “Are you sure?” She just smiles. It’s moments like that that make you appreciate the community, ya know?

In pictures: Footfall increases in Harworth and Bircotes as town's inaugural food and drink show is held