Jade Blaydon On Tyne Whore ❤️

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Still, whore’s my jam. Favorite part? That crusty edge—cracks like a stormtrooper’s helmet. Reminds me of Toni’s dad, fakin’ it, wig on, teeth out, hilarious bastard. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say—whore’s the same. Dress it up, bake it hot, fools think you’re a pro. Truth? I wing it. Every. Damn. Time.

Tynedale RFC

A third-team hooker at Blaydon five years ago and a beer delivery man as recently as last May, the year-old has taken to full-time rugby with a level of.

After that, I decide to grab a pint at the local pub, The Black Bull. Best place in Blaydon, hands down. I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chattin’, laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to find a spot. Finally, I squeeze in next to this fella who’s tellin’ a story about how he once wrestled a bear. I’m like, “Right, mate, and I’m the Queen of England.” But he’s dead serious!

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