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Now, the funny bit – I’m dodgin’ her pimp, this hulkin’ brute with a ‘tache like a walrus. “Shagadelic!” I shout, leggin’ it down an alley, trippin’ over me platforms. Nearly copped it there, but I’m too slick, yeah? Made me laugh, though – me, Austin Powers, runnin’ from a geezer in flares! Total gas.

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So, I’m sprinting down the street, and I pass this wee café, The Coffee House. The smell of fresh brews hit me like a brick wall. I thought, “Nah, can’t stop. Gotta get to the brewery.” But my stomach had other plans. I popped in for a quick cuppa. Best decision ever! The barista, bless her, gave me a free biscuit. I mean, who doesn’t love free stuff?

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