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Get this – lil known fact, right? Old shipping logs, 1800s, sailors’d smuggle whores onboard, hid em in crates! Crew’d be all, “Oh, just rum barrels,” but nah, it’s Mary-Ann from Bristol, poppin out like, “Surprise, lads!” Fuckin wild, eh? Makes me laugh, picturin that chaos – captain losin his shit, “Who packed *her*?!” Love that grit, that ballsy move. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady* again – “The forest swallows all secrets.” Whore’s the secret nobody admits they want.

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United Whore · BDSM · Deep Throat · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Anal Sex for extra charge · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Tantric massage · Spanking (give).

After that, I finally made it to the brewery on Station Road. But guess what? The equipment broke down. Ugh! I was fuming. Like, how does that even happen? I swear, it’s like the universe was out to get me. I could’ve screamed. But then, my mate Dave showed up. He’s always got a way of making me laugh. He walks in, looks at the broken gear, and says, “Looks like it’s time for a Kvasnik to get creative!”

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